Well what kind of lie do they expect a necrophiliac to come up with?
"You saying she was dead? Really? I just though she was being selfish."
(Hello everybody. I'm baaaaack. And I swear, I hadn't planned to restart this blog on such a grim note - or so early in the day! - but the damn bichon woke me up at 6 a.m.....which isn't fun when your typical bedtime is around 2 or 3 a.m.....)