Gloria's Oversexed Mind

Queer Koala Studies

Well, I'll be hornswaggled.

Study: Caged koalas prefer lesbian romps

Female koalas enjoy lesbian romps, rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The cute, eucalyptus-eating wombat-like creatures seem to develop this tendency for gay orgies when they are in captivity. In the wild, they appear to remain heterosexual.....

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three gay interactions for every straight one.

The article goes on to say that only females go queer-crazy, leaving het males to .... um...jerk off frenziedly to the sight of Koala Girls Gone Wild?

I knew koalas were kind of queer.

But I thought they were more gay male-friendy.

Koala is a kind of gay bear.

This guy has the living proof.

Aunt whips boy

In the mood to speculate?

This is from the WaPo. Do you think there will be any long-term effects on the nephew?

Aunt's Whipping of Boy in Class Investigated

Prince George's County public schools officials are investigating an incident in which the aunt of a second-grader at a county charter school ordered him to remove his pants and underwear and whipped him in front of his teacher and classmates Friday....

Nice work for an insatiable masochist

Not to be a cultural elitist or anything but...WTF.

A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

"When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up," the Beijing Youth Daily said....

More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The "successful" candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said....

Penis snail and fetish fairy: mystery object 3

Cool! An update to something first posted 02/05/07: Thanks to Danielle, it's obvious where the porcelein-maker drew his inspiration for this. She sent me a link to this drawing by Franz von Bayros.

Perhaps someone else out there will be able to tell us who manufactured this piece! There must be an interesting story behind it.

Van Bayros' erotica was featured here back in January

-updated 02/27/07

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Another weird eBay find. I know it's a German porcelain but that's all I know. Some kind of decorative chotchka, as it clearly doesn't seem to have any other function than to look...well, FREAKY. I'd never really noticed any similarity before between snails and cocks...nor do I quite understand why a little fairy's perched on its ball-sac. Dig those crazy penis antennae staring at her. Maybe it's her garter-belt and high heels that has him ogling? Or is it because she seems to be puckered up to give him a big kiss?

Talk about a conversation piece....

Puppy love

Now this is a dating site I can get behind....

A new Dutch Web site -- www.dier-en-mens.nl -- says it is a meeting place for all animal lovers, whether you are looking for a partner, someone who also likes snakes and spiders or someone who takes care of your chickens when you want to go away for the weekend....

Got milk?

Blame it on the Bossa Nova

Love this pic of two bare-breasted Samba stars having a blissful time in Brazil. They look so happy. The only time I look that happy is after I've whipped someone.

Huh. Gee. You don't think.....?

Mistress Sharon and the naughty Germans

In case you haven't seen this yet - I believe Sharon Stone was still thinking about the scheisse movie she'd just filmed with Hans und Fritz in her hotel room.....

Big-bellied bisexual seahorse sluts

This wondrously surprising study makes me feel a little giddy.

SEAHORSES, long thought of as monogamous, are in fact shameless sex-obsessed bisexuals - and none more so than those in Australian waters.

A study has found that, unlike human rules of attraction, seahorses with the biggest bellies attract most partners, and of 3168 recorded sexual couplings, 37per cent were same-sex liaisons....

....individual seahorses were recorded flirting with up to 25 potential partners a day. The Australian bigbellied seahorse was the most indiscriminate, mating with females and males several times a day.

Caribbean slender seahorses were also promiscuous. Of the three species studied, only some of the British spiny seahorse were faithful to one partner.....

So let's see - the bigger the belly, the hornier the seahorse; over one-third have homosexual sex. The only predictable result would seem to be that the British are the prudes of the seahorse world. :)

What definitely not to wear

What are those things - the tops of capitol buildings?

What kind of a crazed misogynist created this look?

Agh.