Hard to believe, but in one school where a bunch of brats thought it was hilarious to slap each other on the bottom as they wandered the halls, two boys were singled out and now face trial as sex offenders. WTF? Is the DA *insane*? In my day, you were sent to detention when you did something obnoxious, and were suspended when you did something violent. Fist-fighters ended up in the principal's office, not the police station.
If the boys are charged and, heaven forefend convicted, the stigma of being sex offenders will taint the rest of their lives. I hope someone with a moral conscience makes sure their cases never go to trial.
Stumbled across this and now I'm wondering if I need to do an erotic art show about album covers. But how to research this? Anyone know of someone else on the Net who's done any kind of research/retrospective on erotic album cover art?
....The "gPod," a phallic-shaped vibrator, is designed to respond automatically to sounds picked up by an accompanying handset, which can plug into anything from a telephone to a music player to a television....
"You can use it in many ways, for example hooking it up to your mobile phone," said Ichiro Kameda, the machine's inventor.
"The dildo vibrates through the same waves as a voice. So one of the ideas is that you can use it here in Tokyo when your boyfriend in New York is talking to you on the phone....."
Image snagged from GPod. Turn on your Japanese translator if you want to try and order.
Hey, deputy. If you don't want to see a man jerk off, LOOK AWAY. If you just keep staring, you're as guilty as him: he may be the exhibitionist but you're the voyeur soaking it all in.
Am I the only one who thinks there's something odd about the fact that she seems to have made a study of male prisoners' masturbatory habits? I wonder how much she mind-fucks male prisoners.
I just don't think it's reasonable to cage people like animals and then expect them to sit there sipping tea all day. Punish them for violence against guards and each other. Punish them for breaking existing rules and regulations. But to punish a prisoner on whim, for jerking off in his cell, is the biggest pile of BS I've ever heard.
....The sole witness in the case, BSO Deputy Coryus Veal, testified that Alexander did not try to hide what he was doing as most prisoners do. Veal saw him perform the act while she was working in a glass-enclosed master control room, 100 feetfrom Alexander's cell. There was no video tape or other witnesses.
Alexander's attorney argued that the prison cell was a private place and that what Alexander was doing was perfectly normal.
''Did other inmates start masturbating because of Mr. Alexander?'' McHugh asked Veal. ``Did you call a SWAT team?''
''I wish I had,'' Veal answered.
Veal, who has charged seven other inmates with the same offense, insisted that she was not against the act itself -- just the fact that Alexander was so blatant about it. Most inmates, she testified, do it in bed, under the blankets.
Veal said this was the third time she caught Alexander, and she had had enough....
Yeah, her neck must be hurting from all the twisting and turning she does, trying to catch glimpses of naked prisoner cock everywhere she looks. Damn. I can almost hear her internal monologue....
Inside the Deputy's Mind "I'm watching you, you bad evil man. Are you touching yourself? You better not be touching yourself while I'm looking. That would be .... Oh! You touched yourself. I saw it. Evil! Evil! Go on, you scum, I dare you to grab your cock...OOOH, you monster! You absolute monster! You grabbed it. You grabbed it and now you're holding it. Disgusting! How dare you. You better not rub that...Oh Jesus! You ARE rubbing it! Have you no shame!?! You're rubbing it right in my face, you bad bad evil evil monster. And look how big it's getting. Save me Jesus! Look at the size of that thing! YOU EVIL DISGUSTING MONSTER! You must be punished! Punished HARD!"
(Oops! Better stop now, before some lust-crazed sub emails me asking for her phone-number....)
AOL and other mainstream media are creating some fake news today with the story that NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's past might make him too sexually hot for American voters to handle, whispering about how his "sexual secrets" could haunt him if he runs for President. Yes, folks, another example of the Liberal Media doing their darnedest to make up stories that help the Republican party. Those funny liberals!
Dredging up a sexual harassment suit from Bloomberg's past, the story suggests that it could hurt his chances with voters and lavishes readers with titillating details about Bloomberg's salty talk. But the real point of the story seems to be the shocking news that Bloomberg -- a filthy rich heterosexual man -- loves to fuck women.
What? A single heterosexual man who likes to have sex with women? We can't let this dangerous predator become president!
"I like theater, dining and chasing women," [Bloomberg] once told a reporter. "Let me put it this way: I am a single, straight billionaire in Manhattan. What do you think? It's a wet dream."
I like Ron Jeremy lots. He must be the world's most jaded whore, considering the life he's led, yet he has a great sense of humor and seems completely comfortable with himself and his choices. Instead of the sad decline we more typically see in long-time porn stars, Jeremy's aging with class and style. Caught him on an episode of the Kathi Griffith show a coupla weeks back and he was her BEST date. Hope she stuck around him long enough to benefit by ALL of the amazing Ron Jeremy's talents.
But gag me with a crucifix: debating the anti-porn Christian preacher boy, Craig Gross? Why, Ron, why? (I can almost hear his manager's answer: "Money, Gloria, money.")
This reminds me of those strange years when Timothy Leary and G. Gordon Liddy would team up to go out to flog their philosophical convictions with the passion of schizophrenics.
OK, so it's not a Lelo (sort of the Rolls Royce of vibrators and IMO the best ride a clitoris can buy), but the Rampant rabbit Wave is definitely a must-have for ladies who love to cum with penetration.
Too bad we can't get Elmer Fudd to endorse this in the US. I would love to see him advertise the Wampant wabbit wave.
(Thanks to Mike for the link, and to Mithras for correcting it!)
And if the prices of Lelo are mind-numbingly high to you...try picking up a bargain on Amazon.