AOL and other mainstream media are creating some fake news today with the story that NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's past might make him too sexually hot for American voters to handle, whispering about how his "sexual secrets" could haunt him if he runs for President. Yes, folks, another example of the Liberal Media doing their darnedest to make up stories that help the Republican party. Those funny liberals!
Dredging up a sexual harassment suit from Bloomberg's past, the story suggests that it could hurt his chances with voters and lavishes readers with titillating details about Bloomberg's salty talk. But the real point of the story seems to be the shocking news that Bloomberg -- a filthy rich heterosexual man -- loves to fuck women.
What? A single heterosexual man who likes to have sex with women? We can't let this dangerous predator become president!
"I like theater, dining and chasing women," [Bloomberg] once told a reporter. "Let me put it this way: I am a single, straight billionaire in Manhattan. What do you think? It's a wet dream."