Tim Vandecasteele has create a web application for the iPhone designed to teach men how to digitally pleasure a woman's nethers—if only female reproductive organs were as sensitive as a perfectly smooth sheet of hardened glass. I'll never be in an uncomfortable, unfulfilling relationship with a patio door again!
It's called "RubMyClit." I feel dirty just typing that, but I have a duty to you, the reader.
(Thanks to Mike for sending this)