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Jan 15, 2008

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Late in his life, W. C. Fields was spotted reading a bible. When asked why a life-long atheist would be reading the bible, he replied: "I'm looking for loopholes."

Pretty much the only reason I read the bible.

Here are some things which AREN'T forbidden by the "good book": blackmail (yes, "baring false witness" is forbidden, but blackmail is refusing to bare ANY witness... for a price.), cannibalism (pork and shellfish, yes, but nothing against eating people.), lesbianism ("Spilling seed" was the sin of Onan, but there's nothing I can find against two women licking carpet.), recreational drugs (They didn't exist when the bible was written.), and drinking high-proof alcohol (ditto.)

These are just a few things that aren't directly forbidden by the bible. Funny that none of the religious right-wingers mention any of this.

Wow. Just... wow.

How can one reason with such lunacy? Where do they come from? What makes them so afraid of sex and reason?
Damn this is scary.

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