Special call for skilled exhibitionists

If you're a performer you know how scary it is to stand up in front of a crowd, not knowing if they'll be responsive.

With this audience, I think you can count on them being responsive.

Darklady’s 7th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon

Seeks Burlesque Performers

Mt. Tabor Theater
Portland, OR
Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Darklady’s Burlesque Hall seeks dancers, hoofers, comics, singers,
mimes, acrobats, jugglers, strip tease artists, freak acts, and other
saucy and satirical performers with a stylishly ribald edge for her 7th
Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon.

Gentlemen: Do you follow in the footsteps of Abbott & Costello, Jack
Albertson, Robert Alda, Pinky Lee, Bert Lahr, Leon Errol, Red Skelton,
and W.C. Fields?

Ladies: Are you a modern Fanny Brice, Lillian Russell, Fay Templeton,
Gypsy Rose Lee, Sally Rand, Mae West, Lili St. Cyr, Blaze Starr, Tura
Satana, or Tempest Storm?

Join Canada’s infamous musical sex comedy duo, the Wet Spots, as bawdy
entertainment in front of a highly responsive audience – all while
helping raise money for good causes and having one of the most amazing
experiences of your life.

This year’s Portland M-a-T will benefit: Esther’s Pantry, the Free
Speech Coalition, and the Woodhull Freedom Foundation.

Contact Casting@darklady.com for more information.