Over the years I've heard omg so many men complain, kvetch, bemoan and otherwise express fear and dissatisfaction with the size of their penis. Sometimes these guys were of perfectly normal size; sometimes they were on the small side. Most of them thought they were small because they compared themselves to porn stars (i.e., men who got jobs in the first place because they had big dicks) or well-hung men they saw at the gym. Every once in a while, though, I hear from some guy who's worried about his dick-size because a woman told him he was small. Sometimes it's a woman who didn't just say he was small but he was TOO small to please her.
In my long and very frisky sexual history I've been with guys of all different sizes, from the almost tragically small to men whose dicks were like engineering miracles. And you know what? If I was turned off by a small dick, it was usually because it was attached to a guy who was a dickhead.
There is no such thing as "too small to please." It's a myth. True, some people have a genetic disorder called micro-penis. You would know immediately if you had this condition because even erect, the penis doesn't get bigger than about 2 inches, 3 inches max. But anything over 4 inches is actually a normal variation on penis size, as is anything under about 8 inches. Higher or lower than that, and you may have issues achieving penetration. In the case of the micro-penis, it's because your bellies and pubic pads interfere; in the case of the gigantically hung, it's because it's hard finding partners who can accommodate you without feeling pain.
Meanwhile, the vagina is a whopping 4" long. That's all. It expands to accommodate larger but it doesn't have to. A well-toned vagina (kegel, kegel, kegel) is happy riding any size dick. Women like finger-fucking, don't they? Well? What does that tell you?
A lot of women, indeed, prefer a modest/average size dick because it's easier to have pain-free penetration with someone on the average to small size. Women don't climax from stimulation to the vaginal canal itself, so reaching every inch of it, while psychologically exciting, is not physiologically necessary for a screaming orgasm.
And while hetero porn selects for the horse-ishly hung, it's interesting to note that gay porn is not nearly as size-oriented. Men who LIKE men like men of ALL sizes. And women who really like men usually do too. Besides, it's a lot easier to deep-throat a dinghy than the Queen Mary.
I think that women who tell men that their dicks are "too" small are man-haters. I'm not, of course, talking about dominatrices who are playing with men's fears, teasing them or feminizing them, and otherwise engaged in some kind of consensual mind-fuck that gets everyone hot. Fact is, even we mind-fucking sadists understand that you don't assault someone's self-esteem for real to gain power over them.
No, what I'm talking about are the castrating (usually vanilla) bitches who know just how to make a man feel like walking shit.
An old boyfriend once told me an apocryphal story about F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway. Fitzgerald had approached Hemingway, all depressed, and told him that his wife Zelda told him his dick was too small to please her. Hemingway allegedly marched Fitzgerald into his "office" (the men's room), and told Fitzgerald to show him his dick. Hemingway looked at it, and told Fitzgerald to get dressed. Then he opined: "You're perfectly fine. Zelda is trying to destroy you."
And there it is, ladies and gentlemen: from the mouth of a great novelist to your eyes. Fitzgerald's insane and insanely mean wife was, indeed, trying to destroy him.
So take it from me and Papa H: there is no reason why any woman would ever tell a man his dick is too small to please her UNLESS...
She wants to destroy you.