Sex sucks

Or at least, the wits at Gawker are feeling that way about it, and summarize their dyspepsia in this hilarious piece (with hilarious links):

Week In Review: The Week That Killed Sex

Mrs. Robert Zemeckis wrote a terrible book, with terrible sex. Michael Phelps had sex with everyone in China, which is terrible. Rielle Hunter has a terrible baby! John McCain was tortured by gay sadists! Oh, and ugh, someone is maybe a sadistic gay rapist. Don't break up with Andres Martinez! And then, finally, the Mrs. Jared Paul Stern sex tape. See? No more sex for anyone, ever. It's gross.