Well, *someone* had to do it

(a la Lugosi): My personal history, she stalks me and comes back to haunt me at every occasion. Nya-hahahaha.

amazing revelation of the day

I learned last night that my former roommate, one of my dearest friends, was, way back when, the first man Gloria Brame ever fucked.

No, seriously.

You could knock me over with a feather.

(He’s not even kinky, either.)

(She wrote me in private with his name and yes, it's him.)