So let's say the end of the world has arrived. The planet lies in smoking ruins. Everyone you know and love is gone. You're all alone, Ms. Thing. Your food and water supply are dwindling rapidly. The grid's collapsed. No phones, no lights, no tv, no radio, no Internet, not even any batteries left to power small appliances.
If you're anything like me, right about now you're thinking, "Holy crap, no batteries!! How EVER will I be able to have an orgasm tonight?"
Never fear: Earth Angel is here.
The world's first 100% eco-friendly wind-up sex toy is here! The Earth Angel vibrator is made from recycled materials and you don't need to buy batteries for it! Just crank the handle for 4 minutes for 30 minutes of intensely orgasmic vibrating pleasure.
Thanks to Mike R. for this.
Now, let's all start singing, "Green, green, my clit is green, green is my clit, it isn't obscene...."
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