England's policies on sexuality are in a bizarre muddle right now, and I have a feeling it's only going to get weirder. On one hand, the government recently imposed insanely stringent obscenity laws against any porn which depicts anything that anyone might interpret as violent or degrading sex. In other words, any whiff of kink of any kind, and it's illegal.
At the same time, a new sex ed program for kids, encourages them to masturbate daily. Which is awesome! In fact, they're using a slogan I thought I invented some years ago. Hey! I should've trademarked it.
The National Health Service of Britain has sparked controversy with their controversial sex education campaign promoting an orgasm a day:Oh, I get it: you can masturbate all you want but you can't look at anything that will arouse you. Ah....Alongside the slogan "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away", it says: "Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes' physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?"
Glad I don't live in England.
(Thanks to Quill for the orgasmic link.)
Well, you know why I left, G!
Just glad -- nay, relieved! -- to be here, although I noticed that our neighbours behind us have put up yet another privacy tree... am I that loud/visible? Or is it the puppy?
Posted by: Lindsey Hollifield | Jul 15, 2009 at 05:05 PM