Gloria's Oversexed Mind

My household gods at play: video

Mes enfants terribles: Venus (apricot mini-poodle, with fresh stitches where once there were poodle warts), Apollo (powder-puff Chinese crested) and Hercules (black toy poodle puppy).

Venus the Goddess of Love has been mothering and playing with Hercules for weeks but shy Apollo doggedly resisted the newbie's charms...until last night. Today, the boys can't stop playing (while Venus focuses on her food fetish).

To get a sense of their sizes: that's an unused plastic cup for cough syrup. As of Thursday, Hercules weighs in at a hefty 3.8 pounds.

(We think Hercules may have been genetically spliced with a bunnie.)

BDSM for a cold winter's day

A public service to help you stay warm.

Damon Banner, photographer

Epitpah, photographer

David Lawrence, photographer

Bob Carlos Clarke, photographer

FOUND: 1920s lion tamer with BDSM style and stuffed animal

Get-out-of-jail-free cock: the Coleman saga continues

He certainly leads an eventful life.

Earlier this month, Gary Coleman made a claim that the producers of the new film "Midgets vs Mascots" used an unauthorized (albeit brief) shot of his penis in the movie.

Today, the producers reached a settlement with Mr. Coleman. In return for the producers making Mr. Coleman's bail in Utah County, Utah, Mr. Coleman has agreed to allow the footage to be kept in the movie.

The footage in question occurred during an improvised moment in a shower scene when Mr. Coleman attempted to break up a fight between two Little People. During the scuffle, Mr. Coleman's robe split open to reveal more than he had planned.

The producers stand behind their position that Mr. Coleman signed multiple documents allowing any and all footage, including both scripted and unscripted moments, to appear in the film. The producers simply agreed to bail out Mr. Coleman as an "olive branch" and to avoid any potential litigation.

Mr. Coleman asked the producers to make it clear to the public that while he's not pleased with the film's footage, he needed to get out of jail. According to Mr. Coleman: "I guess I have to recognize that the footage is actually me, as I don't know of any such thing as a body double for Gary Coleman."

www.melodika.net

Australia bans tiny ta-tas

I have only one question: why aren't they banning small penises?

Australia's government is "banning" adult publications and films featuring women with "small breasts," says Aussie activist Fiona Patten, on the grounds that such images encourage pedophilia.

via www.theweek.com

Anonymous letter gets Hungarian BDSM pornsters busted

An odd story from Hungary about a police bust of a BDSM movie studio. According to an anonymous letter, the director and crew did not respect the safe words they gave actors, and forced them to endure SM acts beyond their limits. But...an anonymous letter? Purportedly from a disgrunted actor? Sounds a little fishy. Anyone know the folks involved or anything about their movies?

Read about the bust @ www.pestiside.hu

Tatas for Bingo

Well, my pet-loving, lactating friends of the universe...would you?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO-
Woman Breastfeeds Dog to Save Money

(BTW, the racism expressed in the blog comments area is directed at white women. Which, admittedly, is kind of a refreshing change from the wing-nuts who direct their racism at black men. Obviously, we're still a long way from enlightenment to reach out and THWOMP either racist camp. Plus, I confess I found some of the womens' reactions hilarious.)

Banned from Super Bowl

read about the ban on backporch.fanhouse.com

For Dinopervs

via ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk

Beware: it could hurt your eyes.

Too bad there's no cure for willful ignorance

As we say in the South (with that special Southern meaning), Bless her heart. She's a mess.

Gayle Haggard appeared on the "Today" show on Wednesday to talk about her new book, "Why I Stayed: The Choices I Made In My Darkest Hour," and declared that her one-time Evangelical superstar husband [Ted Haggard] was “cured” of his homosexual compulsions.

via www.nydailynews.com

Now I wanna put my arm around her and teach her a little about the birds, the bees, and the gay penguins. *shaking head sadly*

Does The Killer Inside Me do aftercare?

Movie fans (and especially Jessica Alba fans) may be interested in the news that people -- including the star herself -- walked out at the debut of this film at Sundance.

What interested me was the description of violent sociopathy as "sadomasochistic." From the description, it sounds like pure brutality, and not something both parties were doing for mutual pleasure. So...was it poor reporting or does this reporter think that sexual violence = sadomasochism?

Based on a Jim Thompson novel, The Killer Inside Me is a violent thriller about a small-town Texas deputy (Casey Affleck) who is really a homicidal sociopath with some serious sexual-psychological issues.

Alba raised eyebrows when she left midway through the premiere at the weekend.

But she wasn't the only one - the Toronto Sun reports that many cinema-goers left the first screening at the 1,200-seat Eccles Theatre disturbed by the gory sex scenes and the sado-masochistic violence.

In the film's most graphic scene, Affleck dons a pair of black leather gloves and repeatedly punches Alba's character in the face until it's a bloody pulp which resembles a "stew".

via www.metro.co.uk

Cussers' Travel Aid: FU Flowchart

via standardmadness.com

RIP Howard Zinn

You were the bomb that is still waking us up.

I usually like transparency, but this is ridiculous

via www.boingboing.net

Luck, be a lecher tonight

Pulpy goodness, ca. 1960s.

Oink for Mistress Susan

Is Sarandon finally returning to her Rockily Horrific roots? Woof!

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*The* hot new Poly tee

via www.zazzle.com

Popping up all over the FB polyverse.

Florida's phallocentric firing

The Shawnee Mission School District fired Haraughty last November after he drew a map of the United States with a plump, penis-like Florida and said "Florida got a little excited" when his students laughed and teased him about the Sunshine State's dong-like appearance.

via blogs.pitch.com

NSFW: Greg Oden shares his mojo with the world

via www.worldstarhiphop.com

And what a penis it is. Thank you, Mr. Oden.

Oracle exec gets signs of future trouble

The long-term mistress of a married Oracle executive allegedly spent in the neighborhood of $250,000 in billboards in New York, Atlanta, and San Francisco to out their affair when she heard that he was patching things up with his wife.

via news.cnet.com

Ouch!

All hat, no cattle

via news.yahoo.com

Pants are the new pet-carriers

Apparently, men stuffing animals in their pants has become pandemic. Thanks to Mike for this.

via criggo.com

Keep a hankie handy

via cuteoverload.com

44 geckos and skinks in his pants

Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.

via news.yahoo.com

44 geckos and skinks. If one of those geckos should happen to fall...he'll still have the skinks in his pants after all.

Why is that better than doing it for orgasmic perfection?

Pope John Paul II whipped himself with a belt, even on vacation, and slept on the floor as acts of penitence and to bring him closer to Christian perfection, according to a new book...

via www.sphere.com

Beautiful Pain

Photographer, Vlad Ganovsky

Beautiful Suspension

Photographer, Reebound

Beautiful legs

Beautiful Ropes

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