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Oddly Titillating Vintage Men's Mags

Spectaculaire de Sleaze 5th and last

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_{But wait!  I lied: this isn't really the last. Ha! Surely you know me well enough to realize there's always more sleaze up my sleeve. Some great vintage magazine covers will be coming your way shortly, darling readers. Stay tuned....}

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Let us not speak of this morning. Suffice to say, woman proposes and a trickster god disposes. I will however make up for this late start to the blog with a long and luscious show I'd originally planned for next week: behold the pulp fiction covers of our forebears. What a strange and strangely hilarious people they were.

Want just a little more sexy black history?

Check out two tributes to black erotic performers I ran last year.

Women of Color in Adult Entertainment

The Show Must Colorfully Go On

Sexy Black History: Ladies with at least 2 talents

Sexy Black History: Nude Models

These photos were all eBay finds. Sadly, all models unknown.

This first one is a rare and gorgeous studio card, ca. 1910-1920s.

Sexy Black History: Exotic Dancers

The following two (ca. 1950s) images were collected on eBay. Performers' names unknown.

Sexy Black History: Transwomen

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Sexy Black History: Bathing Beauties 1

Sexy Black History: Cover Girls

In honor of Black History Month, I'm devoting today to images of black sex symbols of the 1950s. Most of the images came from a magnificent catalogue of African American magazines, which a caring individual culled and scanned from her massive private collection. To see the entire collection, visit 1954 Black History As Seen Through Magazines

In addition to a couple of dozen beautiful black pin-up models and actresses, I was fascinated to find several images of black drag queens, with text and descriptions that were respectful. So sit back and enjoy this peek into the sexy side of black American life, ca. 1950s.

Kroll: girdled goddess

The brilliant photography of fetish master Eric Kroll really deserves a complete show, but after all my posts about body parts and lingerie, this seemed like the ideal way to end the day. Love the angle and suggestiveness of this. KNEEL and behold Kroll's girdled goddess.

Ramon Novarro: a big screen star. I mean big.

This may finally explain why so many people found him irresistible. Looks like he's got a shoe in his pantaloons.

SM Vocabulary Builder: evil autococker

evil autococker,  noun, compound

"Will prevent the bolt and back block from hitting ur face."

source: eBay vendor

Helpful illustration:

Possible usages:

1. "You want it, don't you? You know you do, you little whore. Go on, beg me. Beg me for the evil autococker."

2. "SIGH_. Another dateless Saturday night. Guess it'll be just me and my autococker again."

The balls to clean: Jock Strap Maids

When times are tough, the tough put on their jock straps.

via jockstrapmaid.com

Mädchen in Maidenform

After the last two posts, it seemed like a perfect time to share some vintage brassiere ads.

Mammaries for Dummies

Of all the facts out there, the ones selected for this graphic make it more than a little quirky. Not sure, for example, why we "must" know the standard of breast beauty in the Middle Ages, or how large the largest implants are.  But at least you'll now be able to impress your friends with your trove of tit trivia.

via www.pixlmonster.com

Your Pussy's Okay, You're Okay

I've occasionally written about, and often grumbled to myself about, our culture's collective Fear of the Vagina. One of its manifestations, IMO, is the promotion of unrealistic standards on how a vagina should look, how tight it should be, and most bizarrely of all, how it should smell. I still shudder to remember those "fresh as a summer's breeze" ads of my youth for a douche that smelled sour as a nun's cunt and served no purpose but to destroy vital bacterial culture in the female cavity.

Anal bleaching, Brazilian waxes, labia lifts....sure, I understand if you're a porn star or a stripper or pro and have a working pussy that's on display all day.  But otherwise, are you kidding me? Go feed the homeless and quit worrying if your butt-hole is two shades too dark.  Sheesh.

ERGO I love this snarky piece in Mother Jones about some of the ways women try to fix what ain't broke.

What's wrong with your vagina? If you answered "nothing," you're probably wrong. According to the beauty-industrial complex, it's ugly, and it smells bad. But don't worry—there's nothing that money can't fix.

Read The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas

Redbook does "just met" sex, and G said...

Yah, it's me again (among several other wise sexperts), offering Redbook's Jenny Benjamin words of advice on how to bring back the just-met energy and tossing a little kink into the mix.

"Think about what turned you on then and use that in your sex life now," Brame adds. Was it his smell? Having sex in the middle of the day? Showering together? Getting it on in the car? Although you may have been there, done that five years ago, re-creating those same naughty encounters will bring you back to the beginning. And focus on sexual activities that help you rediscover each other's bodies, making them new again. One suggestion: Blindfold yourselves and take turns lightly kissing each other's bodies or stroking your partner's skin with your fingertips. You may be surprised by how much you might have been missing all this time.

via www.seattlepi.com

Project Penisway

Designer Isabel Mastache's new creation, via Queerty

Who knew the biggest dicks live in New Hampshire?

In a shocking deviation from their usual soft reporting, Huff Po publishes hard facts on penis size across the U.S., giving a whole new meaning to the expression "geographically desirable."

Just last week, America's first condom store, Condomania, opened its database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes. In this ten-times larger database, the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. What made this all possible? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit condoms --the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics.

...Here are some highlights from the study's database:
Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming

Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
Second Highest Ranking City: Washington, D.C.
Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth

Read the story on HuffPo, or better still, visit their great interactive map and mouse over to see if your state measures up.

Hitler Redux: Uganda's proposed gay genocide

Seldom do I use this language but if anyone ever deserved to be called a sick fuck, it's this "Christian." I've always thought that people who are this obsessed with homosexuality are gay themselves, and instead of acting on their natural impulses are poisoned from within by their own self-hatred. This man is a sociopath and Ugandans are listening to him.

From the how-low-can-the-human-species-go file comes a report that a gay-bashing pastor in a Ugandan church is showing gay pornography to parishioners as a way to increase support for a proposed law that would result in the execution of some gays.

Martin Ssempa previewed the videos to about 100 churchgoers this week in Kampala and said he plans to show the films regularly at church and to lawmakers.

Read more @www.bvblackspin.com

Preserving the History of Leather Women

Great article on a great project that deserves Community-wide support.

Women who are into leather constitute a sub-community within a subculture. For that reason--and more likely, because of its innate macho nature--the contributions of women to the leather community have long been overlooked. For most, images of muscle-bound leathermen dominate the social dialogue and the image of who’s into leather--and who’s not.

Two women are looking to change that via a new project facilitated through Chicago’s Leather Archives & Museum. Sarah Humble and her partner Leigha Fleming have spearheaded an ambitious new venture to collect and preserve the history of women’s leather with hopes of expanding the museum’s collection of women’s memorabilia.

Read about the project and how you can support it @www.edgeboston.com

Women Back and Front (5 of 5)

Final set, contemporary and looks professional.  Which set did you like most?

Women Back and Front (4 of 5)

Women Back and Front (3 of 5)