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Penis Freed By Fire Fighter At The Hospital

Seven firefighters from St. Mary´s station in Southampton had to come to the rescue of a 40-year-old man who showed up at the hospital with his penis stuck inside a metal pipe.

Fire fighters arrived with a special apparatus to free the pipe from his appendage. They used a metal grinder after the man was put under anesthesia to prevent pain from the grinding heat.

More proof we need comprehensive sex ed. Lesson One for Boys: Never stick your dick in something unless you're sure you can get it out again.