Gloria's Oversexed Mind

Think of Me Taking You for Another Wild Ride

Tomorrow and tomorrow....with some newsy bits and vintage nudes on the oversexed agenda.

 

That Demon Lust: Love-Starved Housewives

 

Oktoberfest can never come too early in softcore porn....

 

That Demon Lust: Isle of Sin

Or is it Isle of Rape? Yikes.

That Demon Lust: Violent Men

 

That Demon Lust: Vintage Sexploitation Posters

 

 

 

 

Censorship Sillies: The World's Worst Underwear

What were they thinking?

Seriously, WHAT were they thinking?

 

Did the censors bring these home for their children to color in?  Jeez.

 

Makes the scene where she removes her panties and teases him surreal. 

 Meanwhile, the men are too drunk to notice their wives are schmeared with magic markers.  Sad.

 

Sexploitation en francais: 1970s French films

 

 

 

Naked Sexploitation: Mondo Nude-O

 

 

 

UK 70s Grindhouse: Flesh & Blood in 3D

 

Censorship Sillies: Nipple Stars and Dry Bikinis

All stars and bikinis in this movie were poorly applied to conform to censorship regulations.  And to draw your attention to their missing nipples.

I share the dog's alarm.

 

 

Motorcycle Diaries 2

 

 

Motorcycle Diaries: Bad B Biker Flicks

I had no idea that Big Foot was pansexual.  Aww, maybe he's not a monster after all.  Maybe he just hasn't found a good outlet for his needs yet. 

 

 

A Day of Sophisticated Cinematic Delights!

hard to believe, but an actual poster for this 1964 movie

 

The rest of the day won't be much more sophisticated but will be a little more adult in subject.  I'm in the mood for vintage B movie poster marathon, and have collected an amusing assortment of obscure biker movies, sexploitation dramas, and grindhouse sleaze.  

Explicit vintage erotica: Loving Asian Couples (2 of 2)

 

 

Explicit vintage erotica: Loving Asian Couples (1 of 2)

Three from a large series of vintage photos demonstrating lovemaking techniques and positions

What Makes a Nude Sexy? a question of two Asian nudes

Prof. Brame here, as I ramble on about one of my favorite subjects: what makes sexy pictures sexy?

One of the (many) reasons I favor vintage nudes is because something about most contemporary efforts to inspire horniness leave me completely cold. I think, for me, it's all so over-engineered, so focused on the "money" shot (which in much porn translates to "cum shot"), and on quickly showing the viewer everything they could possibly want to see all at once. But is seeing everything as exciting, say, as keeping a few little mysteries that make you want to see more? As I've often said, what keeps me coming back to vintage erotica is that it raises questions for me -- who is the person, what's the back-story, how much wilder did he or she get, and dozens more scintillating little questions that create a warm and lasting erotic buzz.   When I see everything all at once, I'm bored by the time I click the next link.   Is it just me?

Below, two nudes, shot about 50-60 years apart.  First, anonymous women of the 1950s, not perfect, very soft, draped in shadows, not a whole lot to see, but her sweet face and curves and mysteries invite you into her world.

One could easily argue that this next young lady, probably photographed in the last 5-10 years, is much hotter.  Her body conforms to today's standards of beauty,  from enhanced breasts to teeny hips and  the almost de rigeur cum drizzling from her mouth.  It's all right out there, including what she just did.

 

If you had to choose, which nude do you think is sexier?

Or, perhaps more to the point, who would you rather fuck?

 

Pacific Beauties: sheer Hawaiian sweetness

Two different beauties in this triad of adorable 1950s postcards.  Nothing like natural happy smiles on natural beautiful women.

 

 

Beauty, Perfection, Art Photography: Horace Roye

A handful more of the exquisite erotic works of Horace Roye. These are from his "Welsh Maids" series.

Hmm...this one seems to be signaling a right turn...

Naked at the Park: 1920s erotica

 

Perfect Vintage Beauties: naked goddesses

 

Slipping Out of Something Comfortable: Vintage Stripper photo set

Yeah, screw the bad sexual politics of the world, let's dream of happy humpy gooey sex, starting with this groovy set of estate photos, ca. 1930s-40s.   Legs and lingerie, yum yum, and ain't she a daisy to end with a wink and a smile?  

 

Quality of Life v. Preservation at its Cost: "gay" bird flap in Germany

This story pisses me off on several levels.

German Zoo Forces Gay Vultures to Mate With Females

First I strongly object to them even calling the birds gay. They are a bonded pair.  Male-bonded pairs are a natural occurrence throughout the animal kingdom.  Female/male bonding pairs don't point at the same-sex sweethearts and gossip; they don't chase them from feeding stations; they don't give them a hard time about nesting in the neighborhood.  Humans invented the concept of separating individuals according to their sexual preferences.  These are just birds doing what birds do without the repressive labels we humans believe are so necessary.

What is, or should be, a key issue is the quality of life for these two.   Not all species bond: some were born to lead solitary lives. But for the ones that have the evolutionary instinct to form close relationships with a partner or group, emotional quality of life improves when they find their special someone(s); and declines when they are separated from that partner.   Anyone who's heard the laments of a widowed mourning dove (and if you haven't, consider yourself lucky) or who has nursed a dog or cat through the loss of its best animal friend knows that grief is a mysterious and powerful emotion shared throughout the animal world.

In general, I support efforts by rescue groups to preserve and increase the numbers of endangered species and breeds. But sometimes rescuers lose sight of their original goals (the betterment of life for the species/breed) and become obsessed with the mission itself (MUST SAVE EVERY LIFE). They also lose sight of what, to me, is the most important issue in our efforts to help and restore health to endangered animals: providing quality of life to the ones we save.

Time and again, we've seen dog and cat rescuers turn into dog and cat hoarders, unable to provide the ones they save with the dignity and compassion they deserve.  My former vet melted down in that direction: the more zealously she pursued ambitious, cross-country rescue missions, the worse the care her patients and the rescues in her care received, until, one awful day, I realized I could no longer trust her to make good decisions about my dogs' health.

I feel about animal life the way I do about human life: duration of life means very little without quality of life.   Are they so desperately in need of a few more birds that they have to put these vultures through some undetermined period of heartbreak? If so, they should say so. Otherwise, one gets the impression that zookeepers are so blinded by their mission to assure reproduction of this species that they can't make allowances for birds who don't fit into their master plan. One would think that a 21st century German zoo would have at least one director who learned a thing or two from history, and would speak out for a more enlightened and less bio-centric approach that would take the needs and desires of the animals into account rather than using them as mere means towards an end.

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Read this book to understand more
about natural sexual behaviors in the animal kingdom:

Vatican clarifies: HIV protection is for women too

I suppose one may be grateful for little things. After it was revealed last week that the pope had condoned the use of condoms by gay prostitutes, the Vatican quickly grabbed hold of the spin and announced that, of course, the pope also meant to include women.  The implications may not be as huge in the West, but in Africa, where condom use is shunned by many on religious grounds, this may well help reduce rates of infection.

 

"Once the pope has made a pronouncement, his priests will be in the forefront in advocating for their perceived use of condoms," said Dr. Brima Kargbo...

"He did it because he believed that it was a serious, important question in the world of today," Lombardi said, adding that the pope wanted to give his perspective on the need for a greater humanized, responsible sexuality.

Benedict said, in a book released Tuesday, that condom use by people such as male prostitutes was a lesser evil since it indicated they were moving toward a more moral and responsible sexuality by aiming to protect their partner from a deadly infection. On Tuesday, the Vatican expanded the comments to include women.

via www.usatoday.com

Bad Moon Rising: Spore swim trunks FAIL

According to a piece in the Indian Express, Singaporeans are horrified about newly redesigned swim trunks their men's water polo team is sporting. They were expecting a rising moon, not an erectile one.

The American Injustice System: Judge Condones Rape of Lesbians

Reading is believing:  Joe Rehyansky, a part-time judge who contributes opinions to Conservative site, The Daily Caller, had his last paragraph deleted by editors who apparently agreed with protestors that calling for the rape of lesbians was a bit much, even for Conservatives.  Here's the missing snippet from the original article, and a link to the UK's Pink News, who broke the story.

His final argument, which has now been removed by The Daily Caller, was as follows: “My solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective ‘Broke Back,’ thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream.”

via  www.pinknews.co.uk

Take a Deep Breath

 

A day full of excitement awaits: weird news! bitchy views! a afternoon of vintage nudes! How can you wait??  Guess you'll just have to.

Happy slurps to you

via Plonsky

Happy Thanksgiving, Healthy Holidays to All

Enjoy the holidays, everyone. I plan to enjoy mine. Thoroughly. Taking a few days off here to catch up with some writing. Until we meet again....

 

1933

 

 

 

 

 

Victorian Thanksgiving Art and Humor

 

 

What's for Thanksgiving Dinner? 1950s ads

I think I'll have a cheeseburger.