Gloria's Oversexed Mind

Show the world who's boss

and I'll see you on Monday.

 

You Could Be Cumming!

 

(See Alan Cumming's original stage performance with higher video quality)

 

You Could Be Dancing to New Rhythms

 

 

You Could Be Making New Friends (nsfw)

 

or getting better acquainted with the old ones...

Whiners (and bad violin players) will be punished

 

 

Find someone to lie with you (nsfw)

 

 

 

 

Don't take life lying down...

 

Just Keep Your Chin Up, Buttercup

So what if you're getting older? You're beautiful

 

 

Accentuate the Positive! (charmingly nsfw)

 

 

 

 

Who's got time for negativity? (totally nsfw)

(private gay orgy, ca. 1970s)

 

 

 

 

 

 

and it'll be fantastic...

 

 

It's Fan Appreciation Day

 

Whipping Up Some Excitement Tomorrow

See you then. 

Or else.

 

A Constellation of Stars: Sherry, Blaze and Rose

Sherry Britton.

 

 

Rose la Rose

A Constellation of Stars: Jane, Jessica and Evelyn

Jane Gregg.

     

 

Jessica Rogers.

 

Evelyn West.

 

Loveliest Lili in the Field

Lili St. Cyr

 

 

 

 

Great Balls of Fire! Satan's Angel's Flaming Tits

Where's my like button? Actually, I want a FANTASTIC button for this video of a *recent* live performance by Satan's Angel aka the Queen of the Fire Tassels. 

If you can't see the video here, you have to see it on youtube. It's THAT good. (If you're in a hurry, the tassel act starts at 4.)

Satan's Own Jingler

Pages from a press kit, and some sizzling publicity stills of the inimitable Burlesque performer, Satan's Angel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay tuned!!  Coming up, Satan's Angel in a video that will blow your mind.

 

 

Cheesecake of Many Gorgeous Colors

I wrapped this slice just for you.

 

 

 

Forgotten Burlesque: strippers in Korea

Rare photos of some of the unknown beauties who entertained U.S. troops stationed in Korea during the war years.  These came out of an old soldier's private estate auction on eBay.

 

 

 

 

Zorita Marries Him/Herself

One of the most creative Burlesque performers, Zorita was famous for her "half and half" act.  Below, the openly bisexual beauty performs as bride and groom.

 

 

Meanwhile, backstage...

Babes in Bareland

Where has this movie been all my life?

 

No frontal nudity in the lobby cards, tsk, tsk.

 

Tragically, the movie's not available on Netflix.  An IMDB user describes it this way

This little gem offers two slightly different nudie cutie films in one movie wrapper. The first part of the film we follow the husband played in the film as he spends his Sunday afternoon at the Paris Burlesque Show. Many beautiful woman performing a variety of acts seen through the eyes of the husband who never fails to deliver one cheesy internal monologue after another. The climax of the first part of the film is Virginia Bell whose beauty and voluptuous body offer a magnificent visual treat.

 

Ms. Bell has appeared on this blog any number of times. In case you have forgotten her (i.e., you pay no attention to insanely beautiful, voluptuous females), here is the one and only Virginia "Ding Dong" Bell:

 

Life Is

A...

 

So let Liza put you in the mood for today's showgirls, burlesque queens, and pinups from the 1950s.

via www.youtube.com

Big Ass Postcards, The End

Maybe we've all got a bit of the ass sadist in us.

 

 

Maybe that explains why a few weeks ago a close friend of mine got ass-bashed just going about his business on a fine sunny day.  Out of the blue, a car veered close to him and its driver shrieked something ugly about his big ass.   I'd call that a hate crime, wouldn't you?  I also can't help suspecting that the driver then proceeded directly to the house of the fat woman who bought the car, pays the rent, and RUNS his skinny ass.  You know what I'm saying.  Maybe seeing a big ass makes insecure weasels too self-conscious of their own flaws.

 

 

Maybe the postcards tell the truer tale.   Humans are just plain fascinated by big asses.

 

 

You know what I say?  Don't fight the attraction.  Sink your teeth in and go go go.

 

 

 

Big Ass Postcards 2

There is, in effect, an entire genre of vintage postcards devoted to big asses. From this, one may safely conclude there are vintage postcard collectors who specialize in big asses. Is that a fetish?

 

 

A sub-genre celebrates the beauty of big asses.

 

 

Indeed, some rogues coveted their neighbor's wife's big asses.

Big Ass Postcards 1

Why do humans think big asses are funny?

 

 

 

Do big asses make us want to reach out and smaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?

 

 

Or, more precisely, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK?

 

 

Big Phat Fun: Fleshy Females of the Sideshow Era

Reproduction postcard of ca. 1940 performers, getting dolled up for the big show.

 

 

Pretty Postcards: vintage bathing beauties (2 of 2)