Inside Gloria's Mind

If you aren't sure what an erection looks like, see Victor Webster's boner

And rejoice! I know I did!

via Victor Webster Erection on Mutant X

(by the way, if you haven't yet caught him on the new series, Continuum, I highly recommend it. I mean him. All of him. And also the gorgeous female lead. FUN! Women from the future are FIERCE!!!!!)

I'll be back soon, which means you need this guide

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Don't Cry for Me, Social Media

the truth is...I never left you.

 

But I still have a few weeks of writing to go so won't be around much until then.  (It's going well, thanks for asking!)

 

Besides, I want you to miss me. 

you know you can't live without it

you know you want it

you know you need it

get swept away by Mariangela one last time

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Farewell to an Italian Beauty

 Mariangela Melato Passes Away at 71

 

a better photo (below) from her most famous movie, Swept Away (with Giancarlo Giannini), one of  director Lina Wertmuller's most misunderstood movies, in which Mariangela (representing wealth) asks Giancarlo (representing  labor) to fuck her in the ass.  I always thought the film deserved a special award for that metaphor!

 

It's Powerful to Become Who You Are

Valerie Leon

and on wikipedia

It's Beautiful to be Sexy

Happiness is Being Yourself

yoo-hoo, Mr. Sandman, over here! (nsfw)

Oh, Mr. Sandman!!! (nsfw)

Mr. Sandman, I'll take these dreams!

Mmmm... delectable droplets of the cream of the cream of our beautiful leather community.  Some of the men I love the most are in that crowd!  KISS KISS WOOF WOOOOOOF!

(extra credit if you can identify any of the leather gods in the above photo)

Turn on your magic beam!

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Banana.

Post-Modern Pasties and Ink

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Kiss My Ass, I'm a Dominatrix

The Elegant Life

 Tera Hendrickson

She Pooped to Conquer: weird news

Police say Brenda Schumann, 51, defecated and urinated on the floor, then went on an armed rampage through the house after discovering her husband in bed with another woman, according to a case report obtained by TC Palm.

"I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I supposed to do," she later told a deputy, according to the sheriff's report.

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Canadian beaver

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what makes beavers eager

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the "buzoom" girl

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A Limerick for Bondage Priest by Gloria Brame

"A priest with a perverted mind

Called the cops in a terrible bind

“I was in the sacristy,

When things got so twisty

the keys climbed right up my behind.”

 

(yes, you may quote me, just credit it) :)

La Dompteuse

(olf-fashioned French for dominatrix)

Bondage Priest Loses Keys to Handcuffs

A Catholic priest in Illinois has reportedly taken a leave of absence after he called 911 to seek help getting out of a pair of handcuffs.

During the call, Donovan, who was in the church rectory at the time, explained to the dispatcher that he had been "playing" with the handcuffs and was having trouble getting them off. According to the Illinois Times, police also found "some sort of gag" on the priest.

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Bummer!

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Sex beckons

dream and desire make the ride wilder

let's fall into a world of erotic dreams