Inside Gloria's Mind

Freudian Leg Fetish #flappercheesecake

from those happy days when everything was a phallic symbol, a little upskirt humor.

Upskirt Humor #vtgpostcard

The Honey Trap #vtgpostcard

Show It If You've Got It #vtgpostcard

I'm Kicking It Today! #vtgpostcard

Welcome to a day of strange, strangely hilarious and totally politically incorrect vintage postcards --punctuated by some luscious 1920 loveliness as well.

 

Better later than tomorrow or something like that

 

a bit of a late start today, owing to a bit of too much fun last night ;)  WOOF!

After dinner treats #foodfails

OMG why didn't you knock? #pinupcutie

O! Sweet Mystery of Life (1920s souvenir de Paris)

Gadzooks, I found her.

Can't make out what someone scribbled on her arm but this lovely lady once lit up the musical cabaret world  in Paris.

Old Geezer meme (vintage postcards) -- and how Viagra changed it

 

The idea of older guys having (or, rather, not having) sex used to be a popular source of humor.  It's probably because, in the days before Viagra, so few men maintained sexual vitality into old age.   Even when I was growing up, jokes about an older guy unable to keep up (or get it up) with a young wife were pervasive.

 Sex scientists and reproductive medicine researchers have since made this kind of humor obsolete by inventing new drugs and treatments that aid men in retaining virility throughout life. 

 

 

 

Of course, medicine isn't the only answer to maintaining your virility. Regular masturbation and overcoming sexual guilt and shame transforms lives.

 

That's How I Like It (femdom postcard humor)

Just for Kicks (leggy vintage postcard babes)

frilly collage with real lace and feathers, ca. 1950s-60s

Suffragette humor, ca. 1910

Chubby Chick meme (vintage fat postcards) - and other fat thoughts

It's a common meme in vintage humorous postcards to feature heavyset men and women and joke about their weight -- but in the OLD days, the jokes were teasing and gentle. Size wasn't a moral value, and chunky women sometimes came out looking better than their slim peers.  In fact, it was widely accepted that some people preferred big, fleshy curves on a woman.

 

Even when the large woman was the butt (ahem) of the joke, it wasn't attached to the kind of hatred and cruel judgment that today's large woman receives.   

 

Somehow that all changed -- and I can't help wondering if some of the reason it did is because big women are strong women, and strong women are scary as shit.

 

The best way to disempower and prey on a woman is to make her feel less sexually attractive than other women.   And perhaps that is why it's become custom today.  Perhaps the more women have been allowed to have social power, the more we subject them to an ugly scrutiny no normal-bodied person could ever possibly survive.

 

 

 

The Milkman Meme (vintage humor by Pedro)

I'd Go Outside but it's Too Disturbingly Sexual (aka Nature is a Whore)

A squirrel and his nuts, spontaneously shot from the kitchen window by the most agreeable Jennifer Bangs, who found his manliness charming, whilst I found it alarming.

I see sex in flowers.  Such wanton displays of squirrel virility make me reach for the salts and the fainting couch.

Some of Us Just Know We Were Born for a Different Destiny

It's going to be a WTF kind of day.

Old News is Good News #thatswhatshesaid

Don't know how I ever missed this one...

 

You were warned #thatswhatshesaid

Go on, get busy! #thatswhatshesaid

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Patriot Kitsch, sort of safe for work, maybe

I always wonder who buys such things (besides me, I mean) .

Anyway, someone enjoyed boobs with their patriotism, because it landed in an eBay estate sale.

Whoever you were, Sir or Ma'am, America salutes you!

 

Like group sex but tired of the high prices?

Fuck it, it's the Friday before a holiday weekend

Let's just goof off all day.

 

Fun with Memes

I know you want to believe I have wild raucous sex every night but sadly, making some bdsm memes was our idea of a fun time last night.

Goddess Worship Gets Your Name on the Card

 

"The Goddess Venus Society," granting an approved man unlimited erotic privileges.   ca. 1920s/early 1930s, Paris.

Should You Masturbate Right Now? a chart to guide you

Whatever It Is, It Is What It Is

He never got this close to a girl again

 

Just kidding!  He probably owns a Real Doll now.

 

*snap!*

Vagina Travelogues

Whatever turns you on, baby

Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home