Gloria's Oversexed Mind

Rack Squirrel

Embedded video from CNN Video

Will opines that the reason she carried the squirrel in her shirt was because her panties were already full of groundhogs.

Gillis-a-Thon: the end

I guess today wouldn't be complete without linking to at least one morally edifying object lesson on the perils and pitfalls of being a male porn star. In this clip from 800 Fantasy Lane, starring Jamie Gillis and Lisa DeLeeuw , you will observe the helpless Mr. Gillis being objectified and treated as a mere vehicle for the depraved pleasures of a cold-hearted vixen. Do not be fooled by her beauty: Satan sent her! See how she woman-handles him, forcing his pants open, exposing his big beefy bundle of manhood as if it was an object, a bag of flesh, a mere toy for her amusement.  See how she lunges at him, teeth first: is that not the gaping mouth of hell itself? You have only to watch him writhe in the throes of what I and all moral people can only assume is agony and shame to know there's something wrong here (other than the fact that she's there instead of me, I mean). This is nothing more than a man-hating, sexist misanthropic act of violence against an innocent male victim. Or do you think that just because he has a massive cock, he DESERVES to be molested like this, you sexist pig? I blame the Matriarchy!

Click if you love blowjobs. But for goodness sake, make sure no kids, spouses, bosses or family pets are in the room.

Thanks to Steve Otero for sharing the link.

OMFG, it's OMFG

Apparently some organizations never expected the Internet to screw with their acronym.

Meetings And Conventions - OMFG.COM.

When you need more than Crisco

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(Oh, grumble, grumble, as an ethical sex therapist I guess it behooves me to remind any young idiots out there that it would be an unpleasant mistake to actually try and use this as a lubricant. Consider yourselves warned and keep your penis DEET-free.)

Feeling Rocky?

Thanks to Aspasia for sharing news of this new USB device.

If only they could make the plug look a bit more like a penis, I'd be buying.... :p

LINK

Last butt not least

Considering how the day began, this can only be viewed as a fitting end.

Who knew there were Spanish drug-stores dedicated to flatulence?

Much less Italian hostels for people who love brown showers.

Look at all the shoppers hurrying to buy anal toys.

Oops. How did this autobiographical reference sneak in?

Happy Thursday everyone.

(source: Oddee)

I just lost my appetite

Not feeling too thirsty either.

Boxes by Gungor

Thanks to M. for pointing me to this hilarious video by Mark Gungor.

What not to get your Sir

(Found on eBay, no doubt being sold by some sweet soul who has not a clue...)

This Bud could be for you

Thanks to Quill for pointing me to this.