Gloria's Oversexed Mind

FOUND: Most peculiar most vulgar pig card

A diploma for the lucky pig, in whose hoofsteps many a male chauvinist has trod.

No idea of vintage here, but, going by her nifty button-up boots, guessing 1890s - 1920s.

Bright new way to hurt yourself

Anyone who can glibly start an article this way has to be worth a read...

I branded myself, about 8 years ago, with a cookie cutter and a blowtorch. The first time my dad saw it, he asked if someone had held me down and mutilated me in some kind of gangland reprisal. Dad thinks my life is a lot more exciting than it actually is.

via blog.makezine.com

Thanks to Katharine Gates for this.

Paint by Vulvas

I think her bush strokes still need some work.

via www.regretsy.com

(Thanks to Eagle for the link.)

Found: Rubber Mermaid Vampire Hooker

Wow. When they said there's more than one way to hook a fish, they weren't kidding.

Vintage rubber fishing lure shaped like BAT lady , half lady~GREEN BAT EARS, BLOND HAIR, body is LADY, black bat wings...see my STORE FOR other very unusual 1/2 lady "mermaid" vintage LURES, ~These lures were made to catch fish? who knows, they sure look like a "hooker." via VINTAGE FISHING LURE~mermaid BAT 1/2 lady

Found: I just don't know

Sexiest Klan rally ever? Beauty contest for "executioner of the year"? WTF? Your captions welcome!

The most sadistic real estate class EVER

I realize that the economy has seriously hurt the sex industries, and that prodommes are especially feeling down. But advertising your services on eBay? Really?

This was listed in the category: Everything Else >Education & Learning >Adult & Career Education >Business >Real Estate on eBay

Enter into the world of "Dominatrix" where fantasy and illusion become a reality!!! Below is a complete detail of services to be purchased.

Mistress Diamond will give "one full weekend" of pleasure or pain of your choice to the highest bidder!!! *Please note: one weekend consists of Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Weekend Menu
Day Service Title
Friday Ruby Services (4hrs)
What Service Includes
A)Bondage;B)Discipline;C)Slave/Toy/Pet Training; D)Humiliation; E)Foot Fetishes; F)Spanking

Saturday Sapphire Svs. (4hrs)
What Service Includes
A)CBT; B)NT; C)Forced BI; D)Any desired Ruby Services

Sunday "Diamond Deluxe" (4hrs)
What Service Includes
Diamond Deluxe is my specialty service and consists of; ANY 2 RUBES plus ANY 1 SAPPHIRE plus YOUR CHOICE OF PRIVATE VIDEO or PRIVATE PARTY!!!

Sometimes you feel like a nut

NO idea. Guessing it was either a vaudeville schtick or a side-show act from the early 1900s. Whatever it was, I hope she was in on the joke. Anyone know more about Ms. Koo Koo?

BDSM suckers. WTF'n'F?

Gotta hand it to my buddy, Mike. He always finds the most cognitively dysfunctional stuff on the Net.

A concept by Moscow-based creative firm Firma, the Chupa Chups 18+ Lollipop is a new interpretation of the popular lollipop for adult boys and girls. With the new funky, audacious and intimate design, the three newly design 18+ lollipops are given name such as BDSM, Fetish and Toys- truly represent the shape of each corresponding lollipop.

Now the well-known lollipops recall whips, collars and other not childish entertainments. Will be a hit if go into production. And probably like beer, only adult can buy it.

via designyearbook.blogspot.com

Bananas in Pajamas are coming in their pants tra la la

First, to my little AB friends: did the big bad psychos scare you? Here's something to calm you back down: Bananas in Pajamas.

Wow. Who can blame the teddy bears for running?

Does anyone else remember these metrosexual singing phalli? More importantly, does anyone agree it's too freakin' Freudian for words?

Psycho Cyborgian Insanity

I thought I'd look around to see what some of today's kinky young folk are up to and OH MY WORD. Sex-changing, gender-bending, extreme body-modifying robotics, power tools and gore. Good gravy. Why, when I was a little dominatrix, we sadomasochists didn't need such foolishness. Just give us a brutal whipping, a mummification suit, a coffee enema, and say good night, Gracie.

Seriously, if this doesn't wake you up, you are undead.

Samppa von Cyborg and the Psycho Cyborgs

Read more about the UK-based performance group, Psycho Cyborgs.